"Leave us alone lad!" shouts the dwarf. "We're busy trying ta figger out how we got to this blasted place. The only thing ta be found in Oregon here is a bunch of mercs playin army with a puppet government.

Now back in MAH Earth, things're a bit diff'rent! We've got a huge Technowizard fort out by da' coast, Mountains 'a solid Ice, A pine Millenium tree, purest metal 'round bubblin up to yeh outta the ground, and as if that all weren't enough thars ley lines crisscrossin the place filling it up with all kinds of energy! 'Tis a beautiful place. Now clear off! I gotta find me way back to me forge and me Runeware. 1