A Salubri once told me
The Cam. is gonna roll me
I ain't the strongest of the undead
She was lookin kinda dumb
with her finger and her thumb
around the eyeball in her forehead.
Well the blood starts thinnin
and Caitiff start winnin'.
Fed all the ghouls, just to keep the slaves runnin'.
Did it make sense just to feed fun?
Your traits gets smart but derangements up one.
Some sects are cold, some sects are hot,
so what's wrong with joining the Sabbat?
Six, Four, Three ain't too low!
Dread Gaze makes your eyes glow!
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Hey now, you're a Ventrue!
Use your finance! Get paid!
Hey now, You're a Toreador!
Call your herd up! Get laid!
Methuselahs are damn old!
Only Nosferatu sleep in mold!
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It's a dark life, but there's always Golconda.
Your staked right now thanks to some bloodbonder.
But the Tremere clan begs to differ,
Seeing you are the new Chantry fixture.
The guy I hate's, the Torrie Primogen.
The his skin looks warm but he's got a low Gen.
He's got baby face, and plenty of whores.
That's the way he likes it and he'll never be bored.
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Some Gangrel once asked
could I help him to learn "Mask"
He's got a "Get of Fenris" look on his face
No problem
Teach me Protean
I could use some wolf claws myself
and we could all use a little less mange!
Well the blood starts thinnin
and Caitiff start winnin'.
Fed all the ghouls, just to keep the slaves runnin'.
Did it make sense just to feed fun?
Your traits gets smart but derangements up one.
Some sects are cold, some sects are hot,
so what's wrong with joining the Sabbat?
Six, Four, Three ain't too low!
Dread Gaze makes your eyes glow!
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