Truffles for Nothing
Tom Munkres
Based on Money for Nothing by Dire Straits

Now look at them bunnies that's the way you do it
You work the tools for the royalty
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Truffles for nothin' and tail for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya they make ya feel dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little forepaw
Maybe get a blister on your bum

We gotta patrol inside the tunnels
Serve the warren as sentries
We gotta watch the nursing burrows
We gotta watch the royalty

See the little smarty with the females and the levers
Yeah buddy that's his own hare
That little smarty got a bonded harem
That little smarty he's don't want to share

We gotta patrol inside the tunnels
Serve the warren as sentries
We gotta watch the nursing burrows
We gotta watch the royalty

I shoulda learned to count the numbers
I shoulda learned there's more than four
Look at that stick, he got it stickin' under the rock
Now what's he gotta do that for?
And he's up there, what's that? Jumping off a log?
knockin' the thing over so we can all see
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your Truffles for nothin' get your tail for free

We gotta patrol inside the tunnels
Serve the warren as sentries
We gotta watch the nursing burrows
We gotta watch the royalty, Lord

Now look at them bunnies that's the way you do it
You work the tools for the royalty
Truffles for nothin' and tail for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Truffles for nothin' and your tail for free
Truffles for nothin' and tail for free


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