Tried to save the party, but couldn't roll high.
Tried to make my Use Rope roll, but couldn't roll high.
Now we're rolling up new characters and I know why...
I couldn't roll high, I couldn't roll high, I couldn't roll high...

I tried to kill the Oni, but couldn't roll high.
Tried to save the whole party, but couldn't roll high.
Now I'm a zombie slave and I know why...
I couldn't roll high, I couldn't roll high, I couldn't roll high...

Ryre and his wife rolled Will. They couldn't roll high.
Then they tried to be quiet, but couldn't roll high.
Now Itachi's all depressed and I know why...
They couldn't roll high, they couldn't roll high, they couldn't roll high...

Aiko tried to not take the scrolls, but couldn't roll high.
She was gonna burn 'em like a good girl, but couldn't roll high.
Now she has gone Maho and I know why...
She couldn't roll high, was minus two die, she couldn't roll high...

Went to find Tien, but he rolled too high.
Made a you-can't-find-me check and then he rolled high.
Tien's right behind you now but you don't know why. It's...
Because he rolled high, you couldn't roll high, because he rolled high.
(The only one who did!)

Bakuhoto jumped in the cart and then he rolled high.
Then he tried to stop the cart, but couldn't roll high.
Now the cart is in pieces and we know why...
Because he rolled high, then couldn't roll high and blew it sky high...

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