Regnant Number 5
By Tom Munkres
Based on Mambo Number 5 by Lou Bega

Ladies and Gentlemen, This is Regnant Number Five.

One, two, three, four, five, I go walking up the steps cause I can't drive to the EMU on the corner.
The boys say they're playin' vamps, but I really don't wanna..
I'll be a ghoul. Yeah that's for me,
I don't even care that I'm six, four, three.
I got brawny, brutal, rugged, and flabby.
Hey cut me a break, it was pre-"Hope Abbey".
So what do I do? I'll let Will be my Lord.
I'll play jock, with football his sport.
I'm running-back good for thumping.
So now I'll give the order of the bumpin'.

A little bit of Ravnos - feeds me a line...
A little bit of Romanov - and I'm fine...
A little band of hunters - takes her life..
A little bit of Gangrel - filled with strife...
A little bit of mourning - and she's gone...
A little loss of domitor - thanks to Dawn...
A little bit of Torry - and I'm cool...
A little bit of blood makes me your ghoul...
Regnant Number Five....

Dragged up, drug down and move me all around..
Turn the gal into ground, then her daughter's out of town.
Malk on the left and Torrie on the right.
But the torrie is a chick, so with her I reside.
Got shot at once, got shot at twice twice..
Then my head got ripped off, and that was his last night...

A little bit of Ravnos - feeds me a line...
A little bit of Romanov - and I'm fine...
A little band of hunters - takes her life..
A little bit of Gangrel - filled with strife...
A little bit of mourning - and she's gone...
A little loss of domitor - thanks to Dawn...
A little bit of Torry - and I'm cool...
A little bit of blood makes me your ghoul...

Blood Bond to Blood Bond!
Regnant Number Five, Ha! Ha! Ha!

A little bit of Ravnos - feeds me a line...
A little bit of Romanov - and I'm fine...
A little band of hunters - takes her life..
A little bit of Gangrel - filled with strife...
A little bit of mourning - and she's gone...
A little loss of domitor - thanks to Dawn...
A little bit of Torry - and I'm cool...
A little bit of blood makes me your ghoul...

I don't mind tasting a clan or two,
Cause Cam could run and Cam could Jive,
But hey the restart made the weak ones die..
HAHAHAHAH Regnant Number Five....


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