One Ghoul In My Pocket
by Tom Munkres
based on One Hand in My Pocket by Alanis Morrisette.

I'm calm but I'm frenzied, I'm Brujah but I'm kind
I'm staked but I'm healthy, yeah
I lie but I'm Ravnos, I'm sane but I'm Malkavian
I'm lost but I'm summoned, baby

What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be mine, mine, mine
'Cause I've got one ghoul in my pocket
And the other one is stealing an influence

I feel warm but I'm undead, I'm Ventrue and I'm underpaid
I'm Gangrel but I'm working, yeah
I care but I'm callous, I'm here but I'm possessed
I'm wrong and I'm sorry sire

What the Sabbat comes down to
Is that everything is going to be one big fight
'Cause I've got one ghoul in my pocket
And the other one is getting my warded katana

What the ooze comes down to
Is that I haven't got the Abbey figured out just yet
'Cause I've got one ghoul in my pocket
And the other one is getting an occult library

I'm free but I'm bonded, I'm dumb but I'm Regent
I'm a fiend but I'm friendly, baby
I'm Assamite but I'm laughing, I'm Sabbat but I'm chicken shit
I'm Nos but I'm pretty baby

And what your blood boils down to
The Tremere haven't really figured out just yet
I've got one ghoul in my pocket
And the other one is delivering your vitae

And what the Cam. comes down to, my friends, yeah
Is that everyone should stay in line line line
I've got one ghoul in my pocket
And the other one is putting a bomb in your haven......


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