Ladies and gentelmen of the neonate group of 1999,
I have one piece of advice for you...
No matter what a Brujah tells you, there is no violence in Elysium.
NONE!
Oh there's socializing in Elysium, but you don't want to socialize...
You want violence...
And there's no violence in Elysium.
Don't go to parties thrown by Toreadors.
Sure it's real posh inside,
But what about all those Brujah waiting outside with their homeys...
They know you're a pansy-ass.
If a ghoul tells you she's 100 and looks 20... she's 16.
If she tells you she's 26 and looks 26... she's damn near a zillion.
Take off that silly ass cape.
The Caitiff couldn't have possibly have committed all those breaches.
Ventrue did some of that shit.
Young Ventrue: if you go to Populous and a Giovanni ghoul gets in your face, let it slide...
Why spend eternity with a bullseye on your back 'cause someone smudged your Armani.
Toreador, ain't nothing wrong with that!
No matter what you think of what I'm saying, remember this one thing...

There is NO violence in Elysium.
No violence in Elysium.
No violence in Elysium.
No violence in Elysium.
No violence in Elysium.
No violence in Elysium.
No violence in Elysium.
Abosolety postively no violence in Elysium.
If a Setite has a business card, he isn't really a Setite.
A real Setite is too sneaky to advertise.
If a Toreador grins at you coyly, she probably wants to get you in the sack.
If a Brujah grins at you coyly, he probably wants to get you in the sack.
Here's a horosope for everyone:
Brujah: you gonna die.
Gangrel: you gonna die.
Mortals: you gonna die... TWICE!
Caitiff: you gonna die.
Nosferatu: you gonna die.
No one goes and talks to a Nos to socialize.
If you've been feeding a ghoul for four years and he hasn't given up any of his Influences... you are NOT his regnant.
Some of the things i've said may not apply to you,
Some of the things i've said may offend you,
But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing:
No matter what a Brujah says, there's no violence in Elysium.
NONE!

There's no violence in Elysium.
No violence in Elysium.
No violence in Elysium.
No violence in Elysium.
No violence in Elysium.
No beat downs...
No smack downs...
In Elysium.
There is absolutely postively no violence in Elysium.

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