Ladies and Gentlemen, This is Malkav Number Five.

One, two, three, four, five, Everybody it's now dusk so come on let's rise..
From our coffins in the basement corner.
The boys say they got some ghouls for juice, but I really don't wanna..
Nice bust how it makes me weak,
I bite real deep 'cause talk is cheap.
I drained Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita.
A Malk with a bloodgut, I'm a heavy eater.
So what did I do? I really be you my Lord.
Drained your ghoul - be a good sport.
Body is dead, it's all good let me dump it.
No evidence left, not even a thumbprint.

A little bite of Jessica - drained her life...
A little bite of Arika - cold inside...
A little bite of Tina - watch her bleed..
A little bite of Andie - she's empty...
A little bite of Leena - I'm all done...
A little bite of Inga - almost gone...
A little bite of Kristina - not to bland...
A little bite of you makes me your vamp...
Malkav Number Five....

Pick up, get down and move her all around..
Shake her butt to the sound, dig her out of the ground.
Dance one step left and one step right.
One to the front and one to the side.
Dip you date once, tip your date twice..
If it looks like Mary Jane's last dance, then you're doing it right...

A little bite of Jessica - drained her life...
A little bite of Arika - cold inside...
A little bite of Tina - watch her bleed..
A little bite of Andie - she's empty...
A little bite of Leena - I'm all done...
A little bite of Inga - almost gone...
A little bite of Kristina - not to bland...
A little bite of you makes me your vamp...

Sunset, the Sunset...
Malkav Number Five, Ha! Ha! Ha!

A little bite of Jessica - drained her life...
A little bite of Arika - cold inside...
A little bite of Tina - watch her bleed..
A little bite of Andie - she's empty...
A little bite of Leena - I'm all done...
A little bite of Inga - almost gone...
A little bite of Kristina - not to bland...
A little bite of you makes me your vamp...

I don't mind removing a toe tag or two,
Cause you can't run and you can't hide,
You and me were reborn to die..
HAHAHAHAH Malkav Number Five....

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