There's a little noob post on the board today
It's from a narutard who joined yesterday
There's a three page thread sitting at the top
There's a new set of factions and the wars won't stop

I have sat here before eating my toast with jam
With the words turning circles, flowing from my hand
Either my posts are all emo or I am a ham
But it's my destiny to be the king of spam

There's a little new spam thread on the board today
(That`s my post count there)
It's a 4chan meme I read yesterday
(That`s my post count there)
There's some sticky threads at the forum's top
(That`s my post count there)
There's another Chuck Norris line, that joke won't stop
(That`s my post count there)

I have sat here before eating my toast with jam
With the words turning circles, flowing from my hand
Either my posts are all emo or I am a ham
But it's my destiny to be the king of spam

There's a set of staff forums slowed to a crawl
(That`s my post count there)
There's a thread about managers who dropped the ball
(That`s my post count there)
There's a thread about shows whose fame we hope will ebb
(That`s my post count there)
There's a young otaku caught in a old troll's web
(That`s my post count there)

I have sat here before eating my toast with jam
With the words turning circles, flowing from my hand
Either my posts are all emo or I am a ham
But it's my destiny to be the king of spam

There's a Mod on a Throne with a low post count
There's a guy who only uses ALL CAPS to shout
There's an Admin ignoring people who type in red
There's a gif of a cat shaped like a loaf of bread

King of spam

There's crossplayers complaining, furries taking flack
There's a vicious locked flame post that you can't take back
There's a little noob post on the board today
It's a from narutard who joined yesterday

I have sat here before eating my toast with jam
With the words turning circles flowing from my hand
Either my posts are all emo or I am a ham
But it's my destiny to be the king of spam

King of spam
I'll always be king of spam
I'll always be king of spam

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