Suddenly I'm Steve
by Tom
based on Suddenly I See by KT Tunstall
(imagine anything in parentheses is sung with a very deep voice)

My face made me want to hurl
Made me want to hurl
Though they said I was a beautiful girl
Was a beautiful girl
Now everyone around me helps a doctor with a knife
The people who surround him see the benefit of it
He makes you male
He holds my new components in his palm

Suddenly I'm Steve (Suddenly I'm Steve)
This is who I wanna be
Suddenly I'm Steve (Suddenly I'm Steve)
Why the hell was I born Stephanie

I don't care if my hair is curled
It's straight or its curled
You can hear I'm no longer girl
I'm no longer a girl
I fill up every corner of these tight-but-manly pants
Makes you feel uncomfortable, you're trying to forget
That we went out
You once had hoped like crazy I put out

Suddenly I'm Steve (Suddenly I'm Steve)
This is who I wanna be
Suddenly I'm Steve (Suddenly I'm Steve)
Why the hell was I born Stephanie

And he's shorter than most
And he's looking at me
I can see his eyes looking up from a sports magazine
Oh I want to feel like I could have a tower
A big strong tower
I got the parts to be
The parts to give
The parts to pee

Suddenly I'm Steve (Suddenly I'm Steve)
This is who I wanna be
Suddenly I'm Steve (Suddenly I'm Steve)
Why the hell was I born Stephanie


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