The Top Ten Things I'm Probably Not Missing By Not Having Sound

Written by Nicolas Juzda

10. Shanna's lisp.
9. Tim's thick Norwegian accent.
8. Rikk sounding just like Alvin and the Chipmunks.
7. Rumy's heavy Darth Vader style breathing.
6. Will switching his V and W sounds like Checkov does.
5. Tim sounding JUST LIKE Mark Hammill as the Joker.
4. Alisin also sounding JUST LIKE Mark Hammill as the Joker.
3. Katherine saying EVERYTHING to a tune, like Melody from Josie And The Pussycats (the comic, I mean... I haven't seen the movie, so I don't know if they kept that)
2. Rikk mumbling everything a la Marlon Brando in The Godfather and Apocalypse Now.
1. Subliminal messages just outside the normal range of human hearing, urging me to sent money to T.

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