Top Ten Reasons that if a chicken-and-a-half lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, it takes how long for a babboon with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a pickle.

Written by Tom

10. Fish, because there's a hole at the bottom of the sea.
9. Fish, because you should wait an hour before swimming after you eat.
8. Fish, because PCPO is the way to go.
7. Fish, because the sun is a mass of incandescent gas.
6. Fish, 'nuff said.
5. Fish, because Uncle Fran is an antelope.
4. Pork, because we ran out of fish.
3. Fish, because there is no room for the cheese.
2. Fish, because ice cream has no bones.

1. Fish, because Vests don't have sleaves.

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