Top Five Reasons Why Guth Would Beat Will in A Fight

Written by Blondlot

5. He's small, but he's wiry
4. He has superhuman... skin. I don't know!
3. TI-82s are pretty heavy, and when swung, are jock killing maces+2
2. Guth could just grab a dress and wig ahead of time.
1. Eye lasers. Oh c'mon, you don't think that beneath his thick glasses he isn't hiding his true ability to fire big, honkin' laser blasts?

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