Nabiki Hibiki

To begin with, here's the thought that started it all.
If Nabiki Tendo Married Ryouga Hibiki:
Her name would be Nabiki Hibiki. Clever little rhyme huh? Well let's just say we got carried away. Below is our list so far, feel free to email me new ones to add, I'll give ya credit!

If she wore new shoes after the wedding....
She'd be a squeeky
Nabiki Hibiki.

If she wore new shoes after the wedding and drank a lot of coffee....
She'd be a tweaky
Squeeky
Nabiki Hibiki

If she got emotional due to the caffeine from drinking so much coffee in new shoes after getting married to Ryouga....
She'd be a leaky
Tweaky
Squeeky
Nabiki Hibiki

If her tears made mascara run when she got emotional from all the caffeine she'd drank while wearing new shoes after getting married to Ryouga.....
She'd be a streaky
Leaky
Tweaky
Squeeky
Nabiki Hibiki

If she became a 1rst ed Warhammer space marine whose tears made her mascara run when she got emotional from all the caffeine she'd drank while wearing new shoes after getting married to Ryouga.....
She'd be a beaky
Streaky
Leaky
Tweaky
Squeeky
Nabiki Hibiki

If she was turned to Chaos after becoming a 1rst ed. Warhammer Space Marine whose mascara was running because she was crying because all the coffee she drank had upset her while she was wearing new shoes after marrying Ryouga....
She'd be a freaky
Beaky
Streaky
Leaky
Tweaky
Squeeky
Nabiki Hibiki

If she looked in somone's bathroom window after having been turned from a 1rst Ed Warhammer space marine to a Chaos marine whose mascara was running from her tears, who was crying because she'd drunk so much coffee while wearing new shoes just after getting married to Ryoga.......
She'd be a peeky
Freaky
Beaky
Streaky
Leaky
Tweaky
Squeeky
Nabiki Hibiki

If she tried not to be seen when looking in somone's bathroom window after having been turned from a 1rst Ed Warhammer space marine to a Chaos marine whose mascara was running from her tears, who was crying because she'd drunk so much coffee while wearing new shoes just after getting married to Ryoga.......
She'd be a sneaky
Peeky
Freaky
Beaky
Streaky
Leaky
Tweaky
Squeeky
Nabiki Hibiki

If she was only looking in someone's bathroom window (while trying not to be seen) to look at their bum, having been turned from a 1rst Ed Warhammer space marine to a Chaos marine whose mascar was running from her tears, who was crying because she'd drunk so much coffee while wearing new shoes just after getting married to Ryoga.......
She'd be a cheaky
Sneaky
Peeky
Freaky
Beaky
Streaky
Leaky
Tweaky
Squeeky
Nabiki Hibiki

If she got embarrassed after looking in someone's bathroom window (while trying not to be seen) to look at their bum, having been turned from a 1rst Ed Warhammer space marine to a Chaos marine whose mascar was running from her tears, who was crying because she'd drunk so much coffee while whering new shoes just after getting married to Ryoga.......
She'd be a meaky
Cheaky
Sneaky
Peeky
Freaky
Beaky
Streaky
Leaky
Tweaky
Squeeky
Nabiki Hibiki

If she was worshipped as a god in Hawaii when she got embarrassed after looking in someone's bathroom window (while trying not to be seen) to look at their bum, having been turned from a 1rst Ed Warhammer space marine to a Chaos marine whose mascar was running from her tears, who was crying because she'd drunk so much coffee while wearing new shoes just after getting married to Ryoga.......
She'd be a Tiki
Meeky
Cheaky
Sneaky
Peeky
Freaky
Beaky
Streaky
Leaky
Tweaky
Squeeky
Nabiki Hibiki

If she got hooked on Sluggy Freelance while she was worshipped as a god in Hawaii when she got embarrassed after looking in someone's bathroom window (while trying not to be seen) to look at their bum, having been turned from a 1rst Ed Warhammer space marine to a Chaos marine whose mascar was running from her tears, who was crying because she'd drunk so much coffee while whering new shoes just after getting married to Ryoga.......
She'd be a Kiki
Tiki
Meeky
Cheaky
Sneaky
Peeky
Freaky
Beaky
Streaky
Leaky
Tweaky
Squeeky
Nabiki Hibiki

If she decided to only read Sluggy Freelance on sundays while she was worshipped as a god in Hawaii when she got embarrassed after looking in someone's bathroom window (while trying not to be seen) to look at their bum, having been turned from a 1rst Ed Warhammer space marine to a Chaos marine whose mascar was running from her tears, who was crying because she'd drunk so much coffee while whering new shoes just after getting married to Ryoga.......
She'd be a Weeky
Kiki
Tiki
Meeky
Cheaky
Sneaky
Peeky
Freaky
Beaky
Streaky
Leaky
Tweaky
Squeeky
Nabiki Hibiki

If she started finding pages like this on the web after getting hooked on Sluggy Freelance (which she only reads on Sundays) while she was worshipped as a god in Hawaii when she got embarrassed after looking in someone's bathroom window (while trying not to be seen) to look at their bum, having been turned from a 1rst Ed Warhammer space marine to a Chaos marine whose mascar was running from her tears, who was crying because she'd drunk so much coffee while wearing new shoes just after getting married to Ryoga.......
She'd be a geeky
Week-y
Kiki
Tiki
Meeky
Cheaky
Sneaky
Peeky
Freaky
Beaky
Streaky
Leaky
Tweaky
Squeeky
Nabiki Hibiki

If she was scared by this whole thing when she read it on the web after getting addicted to Sluggy (which she only read on Sundays) while she was worshipped as a god in Hawaii when she got embarrassed after looking in someone's bathroom window (while trying not to be seen) to look at their bum, having been turned from a 1rst Ed Warhammer space marine to a Chaos marine whose mascar was running from her tears, who was crying because she'd drunk so much coffee while whering new shoes just after getting married to Ryoga.......
She'd be a "Eek"-y
Geeky
Week-y
Kiki
Tiki
Meeky
Cheaky
Sneaky
Peeky
Freaky
Beaky
Streaky
Leaky
Tweaky
Squeeky
Nabiki Hibiki

If she developped arthritis from typing on the computer after she got scared by this whole thing when she read it on the web after getting addicted to Sluggy (which she only read on Sundays) while she was worshipped as a god in Hawaii when she got embarrassed after looking in someone's bathroom window (while trying not to be seen) to look at their bum, having been turned from a 1rst Ed Warhammer space marine to a Chaos marine whose mascar was running from her tears, who was crying because she'd drunk so much coffee while whering new shoes just after getting married to Ryoga.......
She'd be a Creaky
"Eek"-y
Geeky
Week-y
Kiki
Tiki
Meeky
Cheaky
Sneaky
Peeky
Freaky
Beaky
Streaky
Leaky
Tweaky
Squeeky
Nabiki Hibiki
Creaky

If she became an arabian oil tycoon after developped arthritis from typing on the computer after she got scared by this whole thing when she read it on the web after getting addicted to Sluggy (which she only read on Sundays) while she was worshipped as a god in Hawaii when she got embarrassed after looking in someone's bathroom window (while trying not to be seen) to look at their bum, having been turned from a 1rst Ed Warhammer space marine to a Chaos marine whose mascar was running from her tears, who was crying because she'd drunk so much coffee while whering new shoes just after getting married to Ryoga.......
She'd be a sheiky
Creaky
"Eek"-y
Geeky
Week-y
Kiki
Tiki
Meeky
Cheaky
Sneaky
Peeky
Freaky
Beaky
Streaky
Leaky
Tweaky
Squeeky
Nabiki Hibiki

If she used some of her arabian oil tycoon money to buy a tight silk dress after developped arthritis from typing on the computer after she got scared by this whole thing when she read it on the web after getting addicted to Sluggy (which she only read on Sundays) while she was worshipped as a god in Hawaii when she got embarrassed after looking in someone's bathroom window (while trying not to be seen) to look at their bum, having been turned from a 1rst Ed Warhammer space marine to a Chaos marine whose mascar was running from her tears, who was crying because she'd drunk so much coffee while whering new shoes just after getting married to Ryoga.......
She'd be a sleeky
Sheiky
Creaky
"Eek"-y
Geeky
Week-y
Kiki
Tiki
Meeky
Cheaky
Sneaky
Peeky
Freaky
Beaky
Streaky
Leaky
Tweaky
Squeeky
Nabiki Hibiki

If she used some of her arabian oil tycoon money to buy her friends all new keys for their houses and cars and a tight silk dress after developped arthritis from typing on the computer after she got scared by this whole thing when she read it on the web after getting addicted to Sluggy (which she only read on Sundays) while she was worshipped as a god in Hawaii when she got embarrassed after looking in someone's bathroom window (while trying not to be seen) to look at their bum, having been turned from a 1rst Ed Warhammer space marine to a Chaos marine whose mascar was running from her tears, who was crying because she'd drunk so much coffee while whering new shoes just after getting married to Ryoga.......
She'd be a free-key
Sleeky
Sheiky
Creaky
"Eek"-y
Geeky
Week-y
Kiki
Tiki
Meeky
Cheaky
Sneaky
Peeky
Freaky
Beaky
Streaky
Leaky
Tweaky
Squeeky
Nabiki Hibiki

If she took up tending hives to get honey after using some of her arabian oil tycoon money to buy her friends all new keys for their houses and cars and a tight silk dress for herself after developping arthritis from typing on the computer after she got scared by this whole thing when she read it on the web after getting addicted to Sluggy (which she only read on Sundays) while she was worshipped as a god in Hawaii when she got embarrassed after looking in someone's bathroom window (while trying not to be seen) to look at their bum, having been turned from a 1rst Ed Warhammer space marine to a Chaos marine whose mascar was running from her tears, who was crying because she'd drunk so much coffee while whering new shoes just after getting married to Ryoga.......
She'd be a bee-keep
Free-key
Sleeky
Sheiky
Creaky
"Eek"-y
Geeky
Week-y
Kiki
Tiki
Meeky
Cheaky
Sneaky
Peeky
Freaky
Beaky
Streaky
Leaky
Tweaky
Squeeky
Nabiki Hibiki

If she forgot to wear deoderant when she went out to get honey from her hives after using some of her arabian oil tycoon money to buy her friends all new keys for their houses and cars and a tight silk dress for herself after developping arthritis from typing on the computer after she got scared by this whole thing when she read it on the web after getting addicted to Sluggy (which she only read on Sundays) while she was worshipped as a god in Hawaii when she got embarrassed after looking in someone's bathroom window (while trying not to be seen) to look at their bum, having been turned from a 1rst Ed Warhammer space marine to a Chaos marine whose mascar was running from her tears, who was crying because she'd drunk so much coffee while whering new shoes just after getting married to Ryoga.......
She'd be a reeky
Bee-keep
Free-key
Sleeky
Sheiky
Creaky
"Eek"-y
Geeky
Week-y
Kiki
Tiki
Meeky
Cheaky
Sneaky
Peeky
Freaky
Beaky
Streaky
Leaky
Tweaky
Squeeky
Nabiki Hibiki

If she took a break from it all on a South Pacific Island after forgetting to wear deoderant when she went out to get honey from her hives after using some of her Arabian oil tycoon money to buy her friends all new keys for their houses and cars and a tight silk dress for herself after developping arthritis from typing on the computer after she got scared by this whole thing when she read it on the web after getting addicted to Sluggy (which she only read on Sundays) while she was worshipped as a god in Hawaii when she got embarrassed after looking in someone's bathroom window (while trying not to be seen) to look at their bum, having been turned from a 1rst Ed Warhammer space marine to a Chaos marine whose mascar was running from her tears, who was crying because she'd drunk so much coffee while whering new shoes just after getting married to Ryoga.......
She'd be a Fiji-ky
Reeky
Bee-keep
Free-key
Sleeky
Sheiky
Creaky
"Eek"-y
Geeky
Week-y
Kiki
Tiki
Meeky
Cheaky
Sneaky
Peeky
Freaky
Beaky
Streaky
Leaky
Tweaky
Squeeky
Nabiki Hibiki

If she trained under the current Russian male champion Figure skater, after getting tired of the South Pacific Island after forgetting to wear deoderant when she went out to get honey from her hives after using some of her Arabian oil tycoon money to buy her friends all new keys for their houses and cars and a tight silk dress for herself after developping arthritis from typing on the computer after she got scared by this whole thing when she read it on the web after getting addicted to Sluggy (which she only read on Sundays) while she was worshipped as a god in Hawaii when she got embarrassed after looking in someone's bathroom window (while trying not to be seen) to look at their bum, having been turned from a 1rst Ed Warhammer space marine to a Chaos marine whose mascar was running from her tears, who was crying because she'd drunk so much coffee while whering new shoes just after getting married to Ryoga.......
She'd be a Illia Kulic'y
Fiji-ky
Reeky
Bee-keep
Free-key
Sleeky
Sheiky
Creaky
"Eek"-y
Geeky
Week-y
Kiki
Tiki
Meeky
Cheaky
Sneaky
Peeky
Freaky
Beaky
Streaky
Leaky
Tweaky
Squeeky
Nabiki Hibiki

If skating officials discovered she was a Star Wars droid, after training under the current Russian male champion Figure skater, after getting tired of the South Pacific Island after forgetting to wear deoderant when she went out to get honey from her hives after using some of her Arabian oil tycoon money to buy her friends all new keys for their houses and cars and a tight silk dress for herself after developping arthritis from typing on the computer after she got scared by this whole thing when she read it on the web after getting addicted to Sluggy (which she only read on Sundays) while she was worshipped as a god in Hawaii when she got embarrassed after looking in someone's bathroom window (while trying not to be seen) to look at their bum, having been turned from a 1rst Ed Warhammer space marine to a Chaos marine whose mascar was running from her tears, who was crying because she'd drunk so much coffee while wearing new shoes just after getting married to Ryoga.......
She'd be a C3-P
Illia Kulic'y
Fiji-ky
Reeky
Bee-keep
Free-key
Sleeky
Sheiky
Creaky
"Eek"-y
Geeky
Week-y
Kiki
Tiki
Meeky
Cheaky
Sneaky
Peeky
Freaky
Beaky
Streaky
Leaky
Tweaky
Squeeky
Nabiki Hibiki

If the skating officials were geeks they'd notice that she was also similar to the TV Buck Roger's little robot pal as well as a Star Wars droid, after training under the current Russian male champion Figure skater, after getting tired of the South Pacific Island after forgetting to wear deoderant when she went out to get honey from her hives after using some of her Arabian oil tycoon money to buy her friends all new keys for their houses and cars and a tight silk dress for herself after developping arthritis from typing on the computer after she got scared by this whole thing when she read it on the web after getting addicted to Sluggy (which she only read on Sundays) while she was worshipped as a god in Hawaii when she got embarrassed after looking in someone's bathroom window (while trying not to be seen) to look at their bum, having been turned from a 1rst Ed Warhammer space marine to a Chaos marine whose mascara was running from her tears, who was crying because she'd drunk so much coffee while wearing new shoes just after getting married to Ryoga...
She'd be a Twikki
C3-P
Illia Kulic'y
Fiji-ky
Reeky
Bee-keep
Free-key
Sleeky
Sheiky
Creaky
"Eek"-y
Geeky
Week-y
Kiki
Tiki
Meeky
Cheaky
Sneaky
Peeky
Freaky
Beaky
Streaky
Leaky
Tweaky
Squeeky
Nabiki Hibiki

WHEW! Got any ideas on what else she could be? Email them to me! Thanks to A Man In Black for "creaky". Thanks to Nodrog for "Sneaky, Sheiky, and Sleeky". Mike from Crystal Spheres suggested "Free-key, Bee-keep, Reeky, and Fiji-ky".
Wow! We've gotten to 25 add-ons!!!!