a parody by wish

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, reads arch-ives like a spider can.
Long or short, any size, 'cause he's got eight great eyes.
Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man.

In the stiiiill of night, or just about anytime,
Like a streak of light, he'll catch up just in time.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, reads arch-ives like a spider can.
Welcome friend, to the board. Where first posts are not ignored.

To uuuuuuuuus, newbies are not a hang-up,
You'll never see us gang-up,
on our new Spider MAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

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