"Hi! My name is........Mark Dutton!"

By Tom Munkres

Hi? my name is
What? my name is
Who? my name is
Mark Dutton
Hi? my name is
Huh? my name is
What? my name is
Mark Dutton
Hi kids, do you like violence?
Wanna see me stick nine-inch stakes between each one of my Prince's ribs?
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Try vitae and get fucked up worse than my life is
DePizza's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my aim straight
But I can't figure out which Happy Spoon George wants ta impregnate,
And Redman said (Mark Dutton your humanity's total) uh uh (Then why's your face red, man you're mortal)
Well since '88 I felt like I'm someone else
Cuz the punks I shot were more than I thunk, and then it was a Kindred's blood that I drunk
Got pissed off and ripped Sylvia Miller's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her knees backwards like Thor dog's.
I'll drink a cold pint of blood and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat Nos who flushed too fast
Come here slut (Mark wait a minute that's my sire dog)
I don't give a fuck, Bishop sent me to piss the world off

Chorus 2x

My Seneschal wanted to have sex in ninety-five
The only problem was my Seneschal was a guy
Ed killed the Don's ghoul and erased 'im
The Don chased Bishop wit a stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper
Walked into the Chantry, the house was in turmoil
Smashed the Regent, and stuck a stake in the gargoyle
Elder-Gangrel killin' the "Kine", rapin' lupines
While they screamin' (Leeches are our friends)
Ninety-nine percent of my city's being lied to
I just found out my Primogen drinks more vitae than I do
I told her I'd call up my influences at the paper
Write an article about breakin' the traditions and name it after her
You know you'll blow up if the Tremere rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans
This guy at populace asked me for my autograph
So I signed it 'Dear Matt, Thanks for the support asshole.'

Chorus 2x

Stop the tape, George the Malk needs to be locked away
Redman don't just stand there, operate
I'm not ready to be embraced, it's too scary to die
I'll rather be carried inside Hope Abbey and buried alive
Am I comin' or goin', I can barely decide
I just drank five traits of Malkav, dare me to drive
All my un-life I was very deprived
I ain't been attacked in years, my frenzies are too scary to hide
A Brujah ripped like the Incredible Hulk
I outlined him in chalk, I'll kill anything that walks.
When I was a young ghoul I used to get so hungry I would throw crates
(How you gonna feed me Ed you ain't got no Traits!?)
I walk around all day when the Kindred are in bed, with a stakeproof vest on
And I shoot them in the head
And I'm steamin' mad, and by the way
When you see Carla's Dad, tell em I staked his heart in this dream I had
Chorus 2x

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