The Real Mark Dutton
by Tom
based on I'm the real Shady by Eminem

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Mark Dutton please stand up?
I repeat will the real Mark Dutton please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here.

Ya'll act like you never seen a smart ghoul before
jaws all on the floor like Tink like Krae just burst in the door
started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first get divorced throwing ghouls over furniture (scream)
It's the return of the
"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, I didn't just sign what I think I signed did, did I?"
And Redman said
....Nothing you idiots Redman's dead, he's staked in my basement (haha)
Aprentice Tremere love Mark Dutton
Bitcha bitcha bitcha Damn Dutton I'm sick of him
look at him, walking around grabbing his 'case of who knows what
baggin a you know what "yeah, but he's so obedient though"
Yea I probably let a couple of bits of information loose
but no worse than what's going on in your primogen's bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna go into populace and just tell them all,
but can't, but its cool for Tony Blade to shoot at the seneschal,
my claws are on your throat, my claws are on your throat, my
claws are on your throat
and if I'm lucky Bishop might just let me give your throat a slit
and that's the message that we deliver to the neonates
and expect them not to know what a diablerist is
Of course they gonna know what an amaranth is
by the time they hit 9th gen,
they got kindred lore don't they?
We ain't nothing but leaches; well some of us are Tzimisce
who cut other vamps open like fish filet.
But if they can combine dead animals and monster ghouls
then there's no reason that a clan and another clan can't fight like fools
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
Tremere know where your Chantry goes, sing the chorus and it goes...

I'm Mark Dutton
Yes I'm the real Dutton
All you other kindred are just frontin'
So won't the real Mark Dutton...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
because I'm Mark Dutton
Yes I'm the real Dutton
All you other kindred are just frontin'
So won't the real Mark Dutton...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

Michael Lyons don't gotta kill other kindred to get through
Well I do, so fuck him and stake you too.
You think I give a damm about the Cammies?
Half of you Anarchs can't even stomach me, let alone understand me.
"But Slim what if u got embraced, and were a lower gen than we?"
Why? So some Brujah can just diablerize me?
So you can sit me here next to a gangrel with fleas.
Shit, Christina Jones better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Aerion Dee' and Robert Zee.
And hear 'em argue over who's got more status than me.
Little brat put the bond on me
"yeah she's cute but I think she's married to Krae, hehe"
I should download her porns on mp3
And show the domain how you gave Vis to fleas
I'm sick of you little Happy spoons, all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just like me
Who're sly like me
Who dole out the boons like me
Who watch like me
Wheel, deal and act like me
It just might be the next best thing
But not quite me


I'm like a derangement to listen to
because evwerything I'm tellin you is true.
things you joke about with your clanmates inside your secret chantry
The only difference is I got the balls to give out secrets in front of ya'll
And I don't gotta be paranoid or worried at all
I just stand up near the ring and say it
And whether you're allowed by yer elders to admit it
I just take shit better than 90% of you kindred out there
Then you wonder how can the setites eat up your influences like nothin.
Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 50
Ill be the only ghoul in the Prince's home still indi'.
Pinching Primogen's asses when I'm feedin off a staked where I'm lurkin'
But this whole warded arsenel isn't workin'
And every single person is a Mark Dutton, semi'
He could be workin at Neo Carthage bleedin in your "bloody Mary"
Or in the parking lot circling
screaming I'm gonna fuck the 'spoons up!
With his windows down and system up
So will the real Dutton, please stand up
and put one of those hammers on each gun up
and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?


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