The Cult Of Piett

Hit the Floor Ozzel
Written & submitted by Tom Munkresand Janus Arinia.

Hit the floor Oz, you ain't in command no more,
no more, no more,
no more!
Hit the floor Oz, you ain't in command no more.

*What you say????*

Hit the floor Oz, you ain't in command no more,
no more, no more,
no more!
Hit the floor Oz, you ain't in command no more.

*Oh Vader! oh Vader doncha treat me so mean!
You're the meanest fleet leader I've ever seen.
But I guess since your the Sith Lord,
I'm gonna lose my life at your word.*
{Ozzel Falls to the ground}

That's Right!!!!

Hit the coffee Piett, you're not a captain no more,
no more, no more,
no more!
Hit the coffee Piett, You're not a Captain no more.

{Needa bursts in}
*I apologiiiiiize!!!!*

Hit the floor Need-, you ain't in command no more,
no more, no more,
no more!
Hit the Floor Need-, you ain't in command no more.

*Oh Vader oh Vader doncha treat me this way, I'll go and getcha those Rebels today.*
*Don't care if ya do cuz it's understood you're a bad captain you just ain't no good.
*I guess I'm against the wall, I'll just bug my eyes and fall.*
{Needa hits the floor}

Hit the coffee Piett, you're not a captain no more,
no more, no more,
no more!
Hit the coffee Piett, You're not a Captain no more.
...You're not a Captain no more.
.....You're not a Captain no more.
.......You're not a Captain no more................

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