FiB

Based on "Men In Black" by Will Smith

Ugh We're the F.I.B.'s
Ugh here come the F.I.B's

We are the Fans in Black
Here come the Fans in Black (here we come)
Sci-Fi trivia we do remember

Right on, right on
Now, now, now
The good guys dress in costumes, remember that
Just in case we ever role play and make contact
The title held by me...F.I.B.
Means what I pretend I was, was on T.V.
So don't blink
Think what should have been's now on
Nice suit with the white contacts on
Walk in conventions move in silence
Guard against anti-fandom violence
But though we ain't on no most popular list
Don't act like we don't exist
Got names and our figerprints
Saw something strange
Watch your back
Cuz you likely saw us where the F.I.B.'s is at
Uh and...

We are the Fans in Black (here they come)
Fandom's defenders (right on, right on)
We are the Fans in Black (the fans in black)
Trivia we do remember (uh uh, uh uh)

Now from the convention one hot Alanta night
On the horizon, vamped out fed wants a fight
Cameras zoom, Finger to the lips meens his doom
But then like BOOM (boom) black suits fill the room up
With the quickness talk with the witnesses
Gun buts hit, Feel like shit, gone are memories of fan fantasies
Ain't no F.I.B.'s
Can I please
Act what we love, that's the way we kick it
You know what I mean? I say my plus five war axe get wicked on ya
We're the first, last, and only line of defense
Against the Normals of the universe
So don't jear us, jeer us
If you ever get near us, don't jeer us
We're the fearless
F.I.B.'s soakin' up all the flack
(What's that stand for?)
Fans In Black ugh and
We're Men in Black
Right on, Right on
The Fans in Black (the fans in black)

Let me see ya just roleplay with me
Decahedron, see
Just roll it with me c'mon
Let me see ya roleplay with me
Vamps fight with me
Live your fantasy c'mon
Let me see ya go roleplay with me
Roleplay with me
Play a game with me c'mon
And make your sword work
Now freeze

Here come the Fans in Black (here they come)
The Fandom's defenders (right on, right on)
Here come the Fans in Black (the Fans in black)
They won't let you remember (ugh ugh, ugh ugh)

A'ight check it
Let me tell you this in closin'
I know we might seem imposin'
But trust me if we ever show in your section
Believe me, it's for your own protection
Cuz we see things that you need not see
And we be places that you need not be
So go with your life
Forget that Roswell crap
Show love to the black suit
Cuz that's the men in
That's the men in...

Here come the Men in Black (men in black)
The galaxy defenders (galaxy defenders)
Here come the Men in Black (oh here they come)
What trivia can you remember (ugh ugh, ugh, ugh)