Call me Sir
by Tom
based on Call me Al by Paul Simon

A ghoul walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a feeding-opportunity
I want a shot at embracement
Don't want to end up dogfood
In a lupine graveyard
Bonegnawer Bonegnawer
Wolves in the moonlight
Far away my master's door
Mr. Ancilla Ancilla
Get these mutts away from me
You know I can't fight this stuff effectively anymore

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your blood bond-er
I can call you Eddy
And Eddy when you call me
You can call me SIR

A ghoul walks down the street
He says why am I short a derangement
Got a short little two point derangement
And wo my nights are so long
Where's my regnant named Emily?
What if I die here
Who'll be my vampire
Now that my vampire is
Gone Gone
Got sucked back in the alley
By some Greazy-wheezy little Nos-faced girl
All along along
There were incidents and accidents
There were rats and allegators

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your blood bond-er
I can call you Eddy
And Eddy when you call me
You can call me SIR

A man walks down the street
It's a street in a strange world
Maybe it's the East World
Maybe it's time he turned around
He doesn't speak the language
He holds no currency
He is a foreign man
He is surrounded by Kui Jin
Jin
He's Cattle in the marketplace
Graceful Cranes and Devil Tigers
He looks around, around
He sees chi in all their charicatures
Spinning in infinity
They say Ohio! and Saiyonara!

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your blood bond-er
I can call you Eddy
And Eddy when you call me
You can call me SIR


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