I Can Roun Arcoss the Parp
by Tom
Based on Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler
Dedicated to Allie of Hyperbole and a Half.
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/

Hyperbole, every now and then I get a little bit bored with the websites that I've found.
Hyperbole, every now and then I get a little bit tired of reading such bad grammar online.
Hyperbole, recently you said you get a little bit nervous that the best of all your posts have gone by.
Hyperbole, every now and then I get a little bit terrified by the crazy look in your eyes.
Hyperbole and a Half, every single time I love your art!
Hyperbole and a Half, every single time I love your art!

Hyperbole, every now and then I read "ALOT" on a page and I dream of something wild
Hyperbole, every now and then I get a little bit helpless and I have to tell the world to "Please, Stop!"
Hyperbole, every now and then I get a little bit angry cuz I'm in a sneaky spiral of hate
Hyperbole, every now and then I get a little bit terrified cuz nazi-spider's crawling for me.
Hyperbole and a Half, every single time I laugh aloud
Hyperbole and a Half, every single time I laugh aloud

And I need to sleep tonight,
And I need sleep more than ever.
And if insomnia's grip's too tight,
I'll some drink caffeine, whatever,
And the Texas heat will be alright,
Cause 5k's aren't too long. -With ice strapped
to my body, I know I'll be just fine!
My mind blurred like a shadow and I lost track of time. (lost track of time)
I know I wanted juice, in Spanish they all talked.
Then I had to try and sleep by the moving sidewalk,
Last thing I'm hearing tonight!
"It's coming to an end", tonight!
"Llegando a su fin", tonight!

Once upon a time I went to a party,
Had all the mental 'oomph' of a carp.
Turned to mom and say,
"I can roun across the parp!"

Once upon a time I was heavily drugged
But had to prove my senses were sharp.
Turned to mom and say,
"I can roun arcoss the parp!"

*musical interlude, imagine alot of dancing* ;)

Hyperbole and a Half, every single time I laugh aloud
Hyperbole and a Half, every single time I laugh aloud

And I need more cake tonight
And I need cake more than ever
And when grandma holds me tight
I might lose the cake forever
And she's taking the cake out of sight!!!
Oh, I've waited so long- I'm breathin'
On the glass while I'm biding my time
I run around the corner, through the window I climb (window I climb)
I know just what to do, with cake so moist and dark,
Shove it in my face and swallow whole like a shark!
Hyperglycemic tonight!
Your daughter's got the win tonight!
Your daughter's gonna puke tonight!

Once upon a time I could barely stand up,
't'was like I'd fallen off of a scarp.
Turn to mom and say,
"I can roun arcoss the parp!"

Once upon a time I was heavily drugged
But had to prove my senses were sharp.
Turned to mom and say,
"I can roun arcoss the parp!"

"I can roun arcoss the parp!"

Hyperbole and a Half
Hyperbole and a Half, and a Half